© December 24, 2020, the Griot Poet
Democrats are operating,
“A satanic cabal of pedophilic cannibals,
“All of Hollywood celebrities are in on it,
“And house their human trafficking victims,
“In pizza parlor basements” that don’t exist!
I’m inclined to the logical conclusion of Tom Nichols,
Author of “The Death of Expertise,”
Inspired by the chance encounter
With a lout that thought to advise him,
A professor of International Relations at the US Navy War
College,
And the Harvard Extension School,
Dealing with nuclear weapons, national security, and Russia (a
language in which he’s fluent),
What he didn’t know about his subject,
There is no point arguing with Gollum,
The 80s cult classic “Gremlins.”
Gave us the remedy:
1.
Do not expose to bright lights.
2.
Do not let them get wet.
3.
Please – whatever you do – do not feed them after
midnight.
The three are a classic horror trope,
Defy simple rules and face the ultimate consequences of your
hubris,
Gremlins are stories by the British Royal Air Force,
In the 1920s about “gnome-like little men living in wings,”
Causing unforeseen mechanical problems,
Brought forward by Canadian actor,
William “Captain Kirk” Shatner,
In “The Twilight Zone,”
Let me help you,
Reduce your blood pressure,
In Chinese and Buddhist mythology, mogwais are mischievous,
shapechanging demons,
Who reproduces in rainy seasons,
Light:
“The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark,” a societal analysis by Astronomer Carl Sagan,
Ten years past the “me generation” eighties,
His "foreboding quote" in Internet memes,
Saw this dilemma clearly,
Water:
Your mind’s biochemistry changes,
With the introduction of new information,
Your previous views assuaged,
Unless you’re stubborn enough to exist in a magical thinking
bubble,
Thirsty in a self-imposed desert,
Self-deluded, drinking from the rank fountain of conspiracy
theories.
Feeding:
As you wouldn’t pitch a Big Mac to lion, or leopard cages,
Don’t feed the trolls/Gollum/Gremlins on your Internet
conversations,
(Especially after midnight)
A satiric meme on Facebook that I quote encapsulates,
The points I’m trying to illustrate:
MAGA hat: Don’t you see what’s happening?
MAGA hat: A secret society of deep state operatives under Davos
Globalists’ direction uses the liberal media to fuel an FBI witch-hunt and
impose SOCIALISM!
(Ahem) You: Or, Trump is lying.
MAGA hat: (Scratching his head) I don’t get it.
Gollum doesn't use logic,
Appeals to his frontal lobe are futile,
It misfired from ninth grade to this point now,
He revels in logical fallacies,
The fact that you can't keep up with his
Insanity makes him "next-level deep,"
Please don’t vex yourselves or your intellect,
Telling Gollum, he’s living in mommy’s basement is a sign of
his “beating the system,”
He’s just a modern-day Gremlin,
With a modem and Internet connection,
His only bill what mommy lets him charge on her plastic to
Uber Eats,
Who has an excuse for all his losses,
All chagrins,
All defeats,
Every time he quits,
No lessons learned,
He can never make mistakes,
This would mean he would have to change,
From his bullshit Mount of Transfiguration,
On "woke as fuck" island,
It would mean he made a mistake,
Something he can't admit,
Like his narcissistic leader: it’s never HIM.
Gollum sadly not knowing: admittance is the ultimate sign of growth and strength.
It's QANON sense.
Forget him.
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