Manchurian Congressman...

 

George Santos denies the claim he performed as a drag queen-CNN  

© January 17, 2023, the Griot Poet

 

I repeat:

Is George Santos’s real name even George Santos?

 

He’s also known as:

John Santos,

John Devolder,

Anthony Devolder,

Anthony Zebrowski,

Or, his Brazilian drag queen moniker: Kitara Ravache!

 

He’s “Black-ish,”

“Gay-ish,”

“Jew-ish,”

“Drag queen-ish,”

 

He supposedly blew out his knees playing volleyball,

On scholarship,

On a championship team at Baruch College,

Bragging that they beat Yale and Harvard,

Getting both knees replaced,

 

Except:

He never attended Baruch College.

He, therefore, never played volleyball on scholarship.

As far as his knees: I believe him.

He probably was doing something ELSE that applied excessive pressure and friction to them!

 

This sociopath conned a homeless Navy veteran, Rich Osthoff,

Out of $3,000 raised by his fake pet charity,

For an operation to save his service dog by removing a tumor:

He kept the money and, by negligence, killed Rich’s four-legged friend, Sapphire.

 

He stole his roommate’s $527 scarf,

And wore it to the faux “stop the steal” rally on January 5th,

Was he insurrection curious?

Claiming that the election he lost that cycle was rigged and stolen,

The personification of a Freudian slip,

Who, in God’s name, IS this?

 

Who paid off the New York State Supreme Court,

To reject the nonpartisan electoral map,

Right before the 2022 midterms,

That cost the elections

Of Democratic Representatives

Mondel Jones,

Robert Zimmerman, beaten by “George Santos” (we think),

And Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Chair Sean Patrick Maloney?

 

The cousin of a sanctioned Russian oligarch,

Viktor Vekselberg,

You know, the ones referenced in the Mueller Report?

The ones that interfered in the 2016 elections,

His American cousin, Andrew Intrater,

(I didn’t make his name up)

Funneled enough money into George/John/Anthony’s flailing campaign,

Then, George/John/Anthony/Kitara loaned it $700,000!

Probably the same oligarch who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s debts!

His campaign manager lied,

Pretending to be on Kevin McCarthy’s staff,

Fraudulently siphoning out money,

Kevin took immediate action!

Kevin said: no problem!

Let me seat you on the Small Business and Science, Space, and Technology committees.

 

Kevin McCarthy is complicit in this grifting!

This act is political money laundering,

Kevin knows which Russian oligarch the money came from,

That’s why he’s not talking,

Or objecting to

George/John/Anthony/Kitara,

Devolder/Santos/Zebrowski/Ravache,

Whoever the HELL this is,

He's a walking, breathing FEC violation!

 

If he’s like Texas weather,

Wait ten minutes, and don’t blink, or you’ll miss it!

 

Lon Cheney in Hollywood was the “man of a thousand faces,”

George/John/Anthony/Kitara/psst-Whoever

Is a political changeling like Clay Face,

 

Whether you’re Democrat, Independent, or Republican,

The fact is that we have a Manchurian candidate,

Making laws for our federal republic,

He couldn’t be beholden to Viktor Vekselberg or Andrew Intrater, could he?

Whoever this is, he’s a national security risk!

 

In the spectrum of domestic terrorism:

Solomon Peña,

The MAGA King,

New Mexico election denier,

And former convicted felon,

He lost his bid for elected office by just under fifty percent,

He felt that his election was stolen and rigged,

So, he naturally decided to hire hit men,

To shoot into the four homes of democrats who bested him,

A bullet passed through the wall of a ten-year-old girl,

Falling sheet-rock woke her up,

I’m not holding my breath anymore,

Sandy Hook, to Uvalde, didn’t do anything to change the minds of congressional sociopaths,

 

For the record:

The NY Giants beat the Vikings 31-24,

The Bengals beat the Ravens 24-17,

The Cowboys beat the Buccaneers 31-24,

THREE NFL games without a SINGLE riot!

 

Like the sports metaphor,

The essence of democracy is congratulations to the winners,

And concession speeches from the losers,

The peaceful transfer of power,

Was once the hallmark of this nation,

Until the previous administration was marginally led by a narcissistic, sociopathic man baby,

His cult followers are aping him because they’ve not seen him suffer any consequences.

 

George/John/Anthony/Kitara,

Devolder/Santos/Zebrowski/Ravache,

[He] has disabused me on any notion that republicans have any “family values” or integrity,

 

I [just] have ONE question:

 

If your free market positions haven’t won the popular vote in eight of nine presidential elections,

And every election not in your favor is stolen and rigged,

If you can’t or WON’T change your strategy,

What election can a republican LOSE, federal or state, accept as legitimate?