Saturday, June 17, 2023

Nihilistic Moron...

 

The conservative attorney slammed the former president as a “nihilistic moron" whose undoing could come "for something so stupid and pointless and silly." HuffPost Twitter

© June 9, 2023, the Griot Poet

The first turn of phrase I heard about Donald in front of Trump Tower was, “Oh! Do you mean ‘Dumbo Gambino?’”

 

He’s how poor men think the rich are,

And he thinks he’s a “Teflon Don” mobster.

Trump LLC was so broke,

The Apprentice show runners rented furniture,

Because his office looked like a rat-infested joke.

The Apprentice was a carefully crafted fiction,

For a failed real estate mogul trying to live up to his father’s expectations,

But that was the operative metaphor,

“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

Professor William T. Kelley, at Penn State’s Wharton School of Business.

“He came in with an incredible amount of arrogance like he knew everything but didn’t.”

So, a malignant narcissist,

Rejected by his family and professor,

Crafts a world away from the hurt of his bruised ego,

Where he is the hero, and he ALWAYS wins!

Even if he must lie, cheat, and steal to make it happen!

 

“Now people will say, you know, he really, in a just world, [he] would go to jail for what he did on Jan. 6, the weeks approaching Jan. 6,” [George] Conway added. “And I kind of agree with that, but for this man who is [basically] a **nihilistic moron,** for him to go to jail potentially for a long time, these Espionage Act charges bring very heavy sentences to potentially go to jail for something so pointless and silly and useless as keeping these documents is actually kind of fitting.”

 

https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-indictment-2660998395/

 

George Conway with the mic drop.

All you had to do, Sparky, was return the library books!

 

My fifth-grade librarian, Mr. Halsey, rest in peace and would have charged him eighty-five cents for each day past the return date (a bit of a grip for a 10-year-old back then).

 

“Retention of classified government documents at his Mar-a-Lago home after leaving the White House,

“The charges include false statements, conspiracy to obstruct, and willfully retaining documents violating the Espionage Act.”

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/08/trump-says-hes-been-indicted-summoned-to-federal-court-in-miami-next-week.html

 

The Presidential Records Act of 1978, amended in 2014:

 

“Establishes that Presidential records automatically transfer into the legal custody of the Archivist as soon as the President leaves office.

 

“Establishes a process by which the President may restrict, and the public may obtain access to these records after the President leaves office; specifically, the PRA allows for public access to Presidential records through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) beginning five years after the end of the Administration, but allows the President to invoke as many as six specific restrictions to public access for up to twelve years.”

 

https://www.archives.gov/presidential-libraries/laws/1978-act.html 

 

Nowhere in the act or the statute is a clause for telepathic declassification!

 

Because telepathy is right up there with mermaids and Bigfoot: neither exists!

 

After his indictment in West Palm Beach, Florida,

He flew back to Bedminster, New Jersey,

And did what many of his previous lawyers quit him for: He opened his fat mouth and started lying and grifting from his gullible followers.

 

His malignant narcissism doesn’t seem to realize,

Everything he says is admissible!

Jack Smith has an office clerk,

Jotting down every insane utterance,

Every “Truth Storm,” especially when he’s nervous!

 

Eighty percent of Americans think he deserves conviction for stealing classified documents,

 

Except, of course, his moronic cult members,

Who, in the height of heresy and hypocrisy,

Published “Son of Man” on Amazon, alluding that HE is the second coming!

 

News flash: He’s not!

 

He will be indicted again in Washington, DC, for inciting January 6.

He will be indicted again in Fulton County, Atlanta, Georgia, for trying to steal 11,780 votes!

 

He is a criminal and a con man.

His only skill is at picking and exploiting his marks.

He’s torn between going back to his old life as a two-bit criminal that other billionaires chuckled about,

 

In Winston-Salem, North Carolina,

My hometown,

Former New York Mayor, and presidential candidate, Mike Bloomberg was asked how he felt about two billionaires running for President in 2016,

Mike replied without skipping a beat:

“Who’s the other one?”

 

MAGA has a lot of meanings:

“Make America great again,”

First said by the Ku Klux Klan, then Ronald Reagan.

 

It also means:

Morons are governing America,

During our shared four years in hell.

Where he tax cut us into a trillion-dollar deficit and killed one million Americans during the pandemic through stupidity and incompetence,

 

It also means:

Make attorneys get attorneys,

As many are jumping off the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Express,

Pretty soon, all he’ll have left are public defenders, and they may not want him!

 

He’s, in southern parlance, “a HOT mess!”

A political party without a platform since 2016,

Reflexively defends him like a chorus jazz riff,

 

As a “nihilistic moron,” he takes his party of lemmings over a cliff!

And I am SO here for it!

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