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House Judiciary Republicans delete ‘Kanye. Elon. Trump.’ tweet as rapper praises Hitler, Amanda Terkel, and Garrett Haake, NBC News

© December 1, 2022, the Griot Poet

 

Kanye. Elon. Trump.

A tweet sent by the House GOP and Jim Jordan,

They took it down after 56 days,

Instead of a “red (tidal) wave,”

They had a urinary tract infection,

They lost the senate,

They barely have a majority in the House,

The real Speaker will be Marjorie/Martha Wayne/Joker in the alternate DC Universe Flashpoint.

Democratic candidates took governorships,

Katie Hobbs campaigned on Twitter against the nut job Kari Lake,

And WON without a single debate,

Before Q-Elon burned it to the ground in a narcissistic collapse,

Herschel Walker keeps finding jilted lovers and spare babies,

 

Kanye,

Is the saddest of this axis of evil,

He was a lyrical genius,

Rapper and street poet,

Raised by a single mother who got her Doctorate in English,

Open about his mental health issues,

She was

Victim of a botched plastic surgery,

When she died, he lost his balance,

 

Ye went beyond “death con three,”

He said kind words about Adolf Hitler AND the Nazis,

On Alex Jones proto Fascist podcast,

Who owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook parents,

He’s filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy,

Alex gave him a softball question: “you’re not a Nazi, are you?”

Ye swung and missed,

He said Hitler invented the microphone and highways (news flash: he didn’t),

When Dave Chappell, in his SNL stand-up, tried to cue Ye in:

“I’ve learned that there are two words that you don’t say together: ‘the,” and ‘Jews.’”

 

Q-Elon,

He reveled in the mythology of being the “Real Tony Stark,”

He’s never designed any tech in his life,

Tesla Motors,

SpaceX,

Are staffed with brilliant engineers and scientists,

Do you know how I know Elon’s not that smart?

He wants to nuke Mars to warm the planet.

Plutonium 236 in thermonuclear bombs has a half-life of 24,100 years,

Mars WILL be warm and lifeless.

When he tried to bully software developers,

At Twitter,

All of them gave their two weeks’ notice and middle fingers.

He has resurrected “Pepe the frog,”

A Nazi trope,

Posting a picture of his guns and caffeine-free Diet Coke,

He’s let Orange Juice Jones back on the platform,

Confusing “free speech” with troll cesspools

Advertisers are fleeing him,

So, in full narcissistic meltdown, he’s threatening them!

 

T-Rump can never be perceived as a loser,

Even though most successful people have had multiple failures,

They, unlike him, admitted it and LEARNED from them!

He is in the shadow of his abusive, successful father,

Who was arrested at a New York klan meeting in 1927,

Of course, “OJJ” claims he knew nothing about that,

Just like he didn’t know who David Duke was when he endorsed him,

Just like he didn’t know who the Proud Boys were,

When he said, “stand back and stand by,”

During the presidential debate,

Just like he didn’t know anything about QAnon, except that they LIKED him

Just like he didn’t know who Nick Fuentes was,

A self-owned Incel that advocates for it,

Who was in Charlottesville, and on January 6,

Sitting across from him at Mar-a-Lard-o,

Saying (of Fuentes): “I like him. He gets me.”

He could have stayed a fake billionaire on “The Apprentice,”

What is my evidence he’s fake?

He once cashed a check for thirteen cents!

He’s had six bankruptcies,

No American bank will loan him money,

No one calls themselves a “stable genius,”

Unless he knows he’s a blithering idiot!

Accounting 101 evidence:

He OWES more money than he takes in,

A fake University that fleeced thousands,

Another data point:

If this narcissist was, as he said, “really rich,”

He’d wallpaper his taxes on the side of his limo and jet!

Top Secret/SCI documents were too much of a temptation for a debt-ridden kleptomaniac,

 

Kanye. Elon. Trump.

Congressional GOP Tweet deleted.

Ye tweets a swastika in a Star of David.

Elon re-kicked Ye off Twitter.

 

Yet,

This behavior is the ID of the Republican Party,

Trumpism = Fascism.

If you can’t compete democratically, you resort to violence.

There is no Republican Party,

They have no policies, principles, or framework for governing.

It’s all about rage, revenge, trending on what’s left of Twitter, and “owning the libs.”

The evidence for a dysfunctional party was in 2012, after Obama’s reelection, and on January 6, 2021.

Faced with the prospect of confronting facts that should have made them change course,

They doubled down on conspiracy theories and madness.

No longer grand, but needing viagra,

They double down in meanness,

Fascism, cruelty, weirdness,

Refusing to face reality,

And their elect-tile dysfunction,

Trolling the libs is all they live for,

They said they took “the red pill,”

But they set up a new subroutine

A Karl Rove “created reality,”

And another Matrix,

They gaslighted themselves.

 

A new definition:

The red pill makes you angry, bitter, and blissfully ignorant,

The blue pill makes you calm, generous, and wonderfully intelligent.

 

Tony Morrison said, “racism is a distraction,”

It’s a tactic the rich uses to divide the 99% into warring factions,

We should treat it like that,

Every generation, we have to fight this,

And press on for democracy, peace, and justice,

And take the wealth that is rightfully ours,

And take the gold from Pharaoh’s palace!