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© April 14, 2022, the Griot Poet
Anal bleaching and ball tanning:
I never thought I would be spitting this
In a spoken word poetry piece,
But, this is America after the “great again” orangutan,
Kourtney Kardashian
Was the first reality star,
Beyond adult film actresses to promote it,
So that your rectum can look pristine on camera close-ups,
This process is a “thing” in America that some of us are
concerned about,
Tuck-em’s is trolling his audience,
And probably has a ghoulish
Fox Propaganda office pool,
Betting on when and where
(Never IF)
His duped viewers wind up in the Emergency Room,
With sunburned chestnuts,
George Carlin said
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups.”
The red hat brigade,
All cheered when Dumbo Gambino pardoned
Steve Bannon,
Who stole THEIR money in a
“Build the wall” boondoggle,
They believe Democrats are pedophiles,
Climate change is a myth,
And so is Covid,
Respond to this present claptrap,
Don’t worry: “Drink bleach,”
(It’ll help clean your anus as you shine a light up it)
Or, take ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine,
It’s really good for deworming sheep and horses,
And relieving simpletons of their wallets,
Never wear masks,
Or, listen to the science,
Attack Walt Disney,
For their opposition to the “don’t say gay” bill,
Math is now part of the “leftist woke conspiracy.”
To have us grapple with reality,
Should I mention nanotechnology?
Empathy is a part of “critical race theory.”
Orange Satan enjoys the “poorly educated,”
Because he’s one of them,
The scary part is, he’s the smartest guy in that dumb room,
Despite his father’s earned wealth,
His only talent resides in the con,
Tearing up businesses, countries, and systems,
And Xylophagia is “a condition involving the consumption of
paper and form of eating disorder known as pica,”
Flushing everything down a golden toilet,
A disinterested, unprepared pupil,
His Penn State professor said,
He was “the dumbest student he ever had,”
Using more colorful metaphors,
Who talks like an escaped mental patient in Central Park,
Spastic hands like he’s waving in a Leer Jet,
With his “stable genius” guidance, it’s assured to wreck,
He suffers from aggrieved entitlement,
A form of narcissism,
Whereby he feels it’s his birthright,
To lord over everything,
Like some pusillanimous potentate
Who bails on any responsibility,
When his half-cocked schemes blow up in his face,
Not a US president,
With the codes to nuclear Armageddon,
When his friend, Pierce Morgan
Confronts him with the truth,
That he lost the 2020 election,
He tells Pierce, “you’re not real,”
And the fake facade “billionaire” with the Propecia dead
ferret storms out,
Yeah,
This idiot is the “COVFEFE” I want to have managing global
warming, the next pandemic, and the nuclear football,
We’ve evolved from the Mama Grizzly/Ted Nugent stage of the
zombie apocalypse,
To wondering why Matt Gaetz isn’t in prison,
For sexually assaulting a seventeen-year-old child,
And participating in sex trafficking,
Jeff Epstein “hung” himself on suicide watch,
And Ghislaine Maxwell takes the wrap!
Perjury Taylor Green can’t keep her lies straight,
Under oath,
Or me a straight face
At her discomfort,
Facing questions about her role in the January 6 insurrection
And her idiot lawyer arguing,
That an 1878 ruling,
Forever exonerated,
All insurrectionists,
For ALL time from now on,
So that, peeing and defecating at the Capitol
Is “legitimate political discourse,”
Aggrieved entitlement,
It makes you mentally sick,
And easy marks for con artists,
Think about it:
Your aggrieved entitlement,
It hasn’t increased your stature,
It hasn’t improved your socioeconomic status,
It hasn’t brought back those white picket fences in that Camp
Woebegone land of “great again,”
You’re getting nothing for this boondoggle
Except for bleached anuses and Melanoma chestnuts,
Look at your country,
Look at your neighborhoods,
Look in your wallets,
And ask yourselves this:
What FIRST dollar did aggrieved entitlement put in your pockets?
